Oh All you Gamblin Skinners
Better Quit Sayin’ Seven “leven
Get Youself Prepaired For The Judgement Day

Open Up Them Pearly Gates,
Open Up Them Pearly Gates
Open Up Them Pearly Gates For Me ,
Hallelujah lujah
When I Hear That Trumpet Blast
I’m A-Commin’ Home at Last
Open Up Them Pearly Gates For Me

Oh I Done Had A Feelin’
Senn Them Games A-Closin’ Closin’
An I Seen You Sinners All Outside

Better Make Your Decision
Or You’ll Die From Indegestion
When You Eat that Stolen Chicken Pie

Open Up Them Pearly Gates,
Open Up Them Pearly Gates
Open Up Them Pearly Gates For Me ,
Hallelujah lujah
When I Hear That Trumpet Blast
I’m A-Commin’ Home at Last
Open Up Them Pearly Gates For Me

Oh, Take That Keg Of Gin

Dump It Every Bit Right In The River
Don’t You Let Ole Saten Stay Your Hand

And If You Fill It Up again
It’ll Eat A Hole Right In Your Liver
And The Gates Won’t Open When You Reach That Promise
Land

Open Up Them Pearly Gates,
Open Up Them Pearly Gates
Open Up Them Pearly Gates For Me ,
Hallelujah lujah
When I Hear That Trumpet Blast
I’m A-Commin’ Home at Last
Open Up Them Pearly Gates For Me

Oh Go Out To Your Chicken Roost
Ask Yourself An Honest Question
And The Lord Will Know It If You Lie

You Better Turn All Them Chickens Loose
Or You’ll Die From Indigestion
When You Eat That Stolen Chicken Pie

Open Up Them Pearly Gates,
Open Up Them Pearly Gates
Open Up Them Pearly Gates For Me ,
Hallelujah lujah
When I Hear That Trumpet Blast
I’m A-Commin’ Home at Last
Open Up Them Pearly Gates For Me