Hook:
Hella gilfalicious
I’m looking so delicious
But still, get vicious
Gilfa, gilfalicious
Can get malicious
Extra flagitious
Don’t act suspicious
Bitch is pernicious
Always judicious
Real auspicious
Mad adventurous
Eat dick so nutritious
f*ckboys’ names fictitious
Gilfa, gilfalicious

Verse 1
Gilfy gilfy gilfy!
I’m mother-f*cking filthy
Rent boys on payroll cuz’ I’m so damn wealthy
Big so many dick to stay healthy
. . . f*ck what ya heard bout Rip Van Winkle
Spray golden showers whenever I tinkle
I’m a bad bitch, like Baddie Winkle
Riding the dick like a moose bullwinkle
Crushing basics like they was a pimple
Ain’t easy but make it look simple
May be a grandma, but still a sex symbol
Keep the p*ssy more nimble than a gimbal

Hook:
Hella gilfalicious
I’m looking so delicious
But still, get vicious
Gilfa, gilfalicious
Can get malicious
Extra flagitious
Don’t act suspicious
Bitch is pernicious
Always judicious
Real auspicious
Mad adventurous
Eat dick so nutritious
f*ckboys’ names fictitious
Gilfa, gilfalicious

Verse 2
Up in the club wanna get slutty
But no one’s hitting on me
Bitches looking like eighteen, maybe
Motherf*ckers! Still got a p*ssy!
Promise ya’ still nice n juicy
Not too loosey-goosey
Still, lookin good in the Tubbs!
f*ck ageism! on Porn Hub
When is 26 become a MILF!?
At that rate I’m already a gilf!

Maybe even a f*cking DILF
You can come and lick my clit
With all the times I rode that dick
Like uh tractor or lawnmower
Time to mow my clover
‘less I come u ain’t coming over

Hook:
Hella gilfalicious
I’m looking so delicious
But still, get vicious
Gilfa, gilfalicious
Can get malicious
Extra flagitious
Don’t act suspicious
Bitch is pernicious
Always judicious
Real auspicious
Mad adventurous
Eat dick so nutritious
f*ckboys’ names fictitious
Gilfa, gilfalicious

VERSE 3
Come from a long line of bad bitches
Sewing their way, from rags to riches
Might have a brick in their bag bitches
Prolly gonna leave you needing some stitches
Ladies on a mission with ambition
Bosses in an office bedroom or a kitchen
Might make you forget religion
Leave dictators choking a chicken
p*ssy mind control you like hypnosis
Never had no osteoporosis
Extra servings of that D
Never got no vitamin deficiency

Hook:
Hella gilfalicious
I’m looking so delicious
But still, get vicious
Gilfa, gilfalicious
Can get malicious
Extra flagitious
Don’t act suspicious
Bitch is pernicious
Always judicious
Real auspicious
Mad adventurous
Eat dick so nutritious
f*ckboys’ names fictitious
Gilfa, gilfalicious

Outro:
We be uh cougar swooping
Ready for some grouping
Like escaped from zoo pen
Ready for a good stooping

Don’t be snooping
None that party-pooping
We super duper trooping
Ready to deliver ass-whooping!